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Saturday, February 19, 2011

Not a Genius


A few months ago I was in a junk shop in Berwick, PA. For two dollars, there was a framed, textured painting of the above and I couldn't take my eyes off of it. A little boy has a bird on a leash. Other birds are caged. Three cats want to eat the birds. Will he let them? Is he evil? Is he protective? 

I bought it. I showed it to other art friends. I hung it in my dining room.

The other night I finally got around to researching it. It's a freakin' Goya replica. How did no one know?

Goya (and Dali and Warhol and more) are currently at PFAC through March 27 for all you Norfolk readers. I'm gonna go this weekend at some point. 

Grams

Big Winners.

Uh. Not sure where my brain went. I wrote this a week ago and didn't hit publish. Better late than never?

Everyone knows the awards-specific portion of the Grammy's is sometimes a little off. The judges sometimes don't even have to listen to the songs ahead of time to vote on them. There's a seniority old-boys club type thing.

That said, I'm stoked to hear Arcade Fire took away the top award last night. Especially when it was up against drivel like Katy Perry. I would have been okay with Eminem winning this too.

Speaking of Katy Perry, if any of you were watching the live show, you noticed how unbelievably saccharine her performance was. She was wearing a Candyland-meets-disco outfit, swinging (well, holding on for dear life) from something that looked straight out of Mrs. Havisham' garden, and her backdrop was her own freakin' wedding video. Seriously?

I felt embarassed for everyone who enjoyed it, and when the camera flashed on Nicole Kidman happily singing along like she was in her own "Teenage Dream," I sorta cringed and reconsidered watching her next film. It was kind of like when your mom used to lick her hand and wipe your face with it. Icky.

And what was up with John Mayer? Alcohol, for sure. But he seemed physically slowed down so I'm gonna say something stronger was also at play. How obvious was he when singing the Dolly Parton tribute with Norah Jones (great choice!) and Keith Urban? Dude, you have to use the teleprompter to sing "Jolene"? Why didn't you just turn down the gig? Jack White's already got a killer version, and he does your look better than you, anyway.

I'm lately writing a column called "Groove Advisory" for AltDaily. You can read more of my Grammy thoughts here.


List of Winners:
Record of the Year: "The Suburbs," Arcade Fire
Album of the Year: Need You Now Lady Antebellum
Song of the Year: "Need You Now," Lady Antebellum
New Artist: Esperanza Spalding
Pop Vocal Album: The Fame Monster Lady Gaga
Pop Performance by a Duo or Group: "Hey Soul Sister," Train
Female Pop Vocal Performance: "Bad Romance," Lady Gaga
Male Pop Vocal Performance: "Just The Way You Are," Bruno Mars
Rock Song: "Angry World," Neil Young
Rock Album: The Resistance Muse
R&B Song: "Shine," John Legend & The Roots
R&B Album: Wake up! John Legend & The Roots
Rap Solo Performance: "Not Afraid," Eminem
Rap Song: "Empire State of Mind," Jay-Z and Alicia Keys
Rap Album: Recovery Eminem
Female Country Vocal Performance: "The House That Built Me," Miranda Lambert
Male Country Vocal Performance: "'Til Summer Comes Around," Keith Urban
Country Performance by a Duo or Group: "Need You Now," Lady Antebellum
Country Album: Need You Now Lady Antebellum
Latin Pop Album: Paraiso Express Alejandro Sanz
Contemporary Jazz Album: The Stanley Clarke Band The Stanley Clarke Band
Classical Album: Verdi: Requiem Riccardo Muti, conductor
Traditional Gospel Album: Downtown Church Patty Griffin
Dance Recording: "Only Girl (In The World)," Rihanna
Electronic Dance Album: La Roux La Roux
Alternative Music Album: Brothers The Black Keys
Spoken Word Album: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Presents Earth (The Audiobook) Jon Stewart

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Stones. Diaries.


I made this the other night. I'm not sure if it's finished yet...I'd like to print it and get 3d with something the texture of berries smeared around a bit.

Monday, February 14, 2011

21 Jump Ship


pic: audiomuffin

Adele 21

I've been reading about this album for over a week and decided to stream it, which you can also do by clicking here. I've read comparisons to everything from Etta James to Amy Winehouse. Didn't remind me of either. Her voice just isn't as good as those ladies. It (sadly) reminded me of the chick from Evanescence. She can sing too, but it's dramatic and adolescent in many ways. Even her cover of The Cure's "Lovesong" is dumbed down. If you want to sing ballads over pianos, you shouldn't remind your listener of a mediocre Fiona Apple. They'll just turn you off and listen to Fiona instead (which is what I contemplated).

I'm going to listen to it a few more times before banning it to the permanent mediocracy pile. Sometimes records grow on me.


Friday, February 11, 2011

REgreSS


ode to beatown

slowey schmoozey 
with that rare red wine friday
slow
but not
lonely
skype (in poetry!)
but those 
berwick accents
bring back memories
young me
headphones 
unplugged in new york
incense
now
still music
still words
less people i love
more people i know though


JKRface


Halloween Idea #12

My February pick in the Halloween game is the Joker in drag from The Dark Knight. Batman is my favorite superhero and one of my favorite characters of all time and I've somehow never incorporated this into a costume.

I love how creepy and sad Heath Ledger played the Joker in this version and especially love some of the kooky stuff that came out of his portrayal. It felt more artistic than a lot of superhero films...more like a character versus a caricature.

Pros: I already own a nurse's costume and clipboard, so it would be inexpensive. I love all things Bat.

Cons: It's been done. A-lot.

Only nine months to go!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

It Takes Two To



One of the most controversial films ever made, starring one of the kings of his craft, Marlon Brando, Last Tango in Paris recently took me further into my journey with French filmmaking (I'm a newbie.)

I'd heard of the film before, and vaguely remembered that it was infamous and once had an X rating. Some further research led me to learn that

1. It was banned in certain parts of the world for 30+ years

2. It changed public perception of its cast forever

3. It was considered pornographic at the time



I wasn't sure what to expect upon turning it on. I know, now days later, that I cannot stop mentally going back to that sparse apartment and those graying Parisian streets every few minutes. From an artistic perspective, it gets high marks from me. From the opening scene, with the wide angles of Brando in his brown overcoat stumbling like a zombie behind ingenue Maria Schneider, dressed like she just stepped from the pages of 2009 Modcloth.

Her top hat with flowers, minidress, and leather butterscotched boots are appealing and serve more of a purpose than simply clothing the (often nude) Schneider in her opening scene. They provide information about what her character, Joanne, represents. The hat? Whimsy and willingness to take one step over the line, calling it rebellion, when its really called being twenty. The mini? Sex. Youth. Nubility. The boots? In the immortal words of Nancy Sinatra "Made for walking...all over you." She's heading somewhere with elan, yet practicality (they aren't heels, after all. She can run fast and up stairs in them with great ease.)



The two meet. They barely exchange words, and definitely not names or personal information, before he hoists her against a wall and they knock boots (literally.) As the days go by, we see their respective lives away from the bare apartment they tryst in juxtaposed with their intense, erotic-yet-disturbing-yet-fascinating interactions.



I suppose today, almost forty years later, one could still view Tango without getting all the nuance director Bernardo Bertolucci intended. There's an experimentation his actors allowed him that I've rarely seen elsewhere (Kubrick comes to mind.) Paul, whose loose, erratic behavior holds a power over Jeanne for 3/4 of the film. Then the tables turn. This is more than a Lolita situation, and more than an obsession or a role-play thing.

Paul is American in his interactions with Jeanne--something he couldn't be with his parents (if you believe the story about his childhood he tells Jeanne) or his recently deceased spouse. Jeanne's anonymity, and his, and their age differences allow him to fulfill a need to be some preconceived notion of masculine, macho-Americano--a trait he doesn't come by naturally and doesn't need to keep at after a few days.



Jeanne is twenty and headed for her first marriage. She spends much of the movie referencing her childhood, including trips to her mother's house and experiences in the rooms and gardens she pounced and daydreamed through. She allows everything Paul commands to happen. She doesn't fight. Even in the most infamous and disturbing scene, she cries but she does not protest. In the end, we see her power and her ultimate decision. She isn't helpless, she's saying goodbye to youth through her relationship with Paul.

If you haven't seen this film, I recommend it for a thousand different reasons. Interestingly enough, the one that brought me to it, its infamy, is the last thing I would think of now.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

i need an..








Thursday, February 3, 2011

MONA LISA ANDROG!!


You may have read today that a historian/scientist hybrid has come out with evidence that the Mona Lisa (one of the, if not THE world's most famous work of art) was really a man. Rumors have been swirling for most of modern times that the painting was more than meets the eye (from the figure being a hybrid of many people in Da Vinci's life, to his young boy-lover, to--remember Da Vinci Code?--the Virgin Mary and God combined.)

I'm neutral on this one. However, in recognition of the painting's importance and longevity, and in the spirit of all the beauty of androgyny, some of my favorite androgynous photos and variations on Mona Lisa are below. 

pic: spookmag.com
pic: graphistolage.fr

In my research, I discovered some more time killers online. First, Fuck Yeah Androgyny, which is a user-content driven site where fans upload pics of themselves or their inspiration and we can guess whether the person is male or female. This may sound tasteless (and it can be, at times) but it's overall very positive. Androgyny, to me, is the most basic form of human, bordering on otherworldly.


Above, model Andrej Pejic shows more about what we perceive about body and image than any traditional model (or PSA), but in the photo below you'd be hard pressed to determine what he is, except, obviously, beautiful.


pic: dudleymua.com


Tuesday, February 1, 2011

My Own Bloody Valentine


Time to throw another party. This one's great because it involves good music and creepiness (like a Halloween event in February, which is really the best thing I could ever get myself involved in.)

I'm stoked to start on all the particulars. I'm making a playlist with my friend Will, and am trying to find the time to think of creepy love songs. "Don't Fear the Reaper" comes to mind. "I'll Follow You to the Dark"...But I need some upbeat ones too...More to follow as I get more inspired (or less busy, which is unlikely.)

I'm stoked to see what people wear. The more inappropriate, the better, in my opinion. Sid & Nancy, Ike & Tina, etc. Blood is much appreciated.k

Bonus: I made the above flier. I'm novice-face at this kind of thing, but really enjoy it, so figured I'd share :)

Sunk


I was recently introduced to the work of Jason de Caires Taylor and am fascinated. Marine scientists have been manufacturing artificial reefs in our sea beds to supplement the lacking occurance of natural reefs in recent years (due to a number of human-induced behaviors.) Taylor uses materials that will suffice as artificial reefs but creates sculptures out of them.

His work is a mix of art and science, and provides art lovers a unique gallery experience (or snorkelers an artistic experience?).

A snorkeler goes to the art show.


There's something almost couture about these ladies.

Aging. Amazing.


I think he'll get there.

eromh surt nuom

I'm going to continue exploring this guy and try to write a real profile on him in the future. It's the most unique experience, even via the photographs, to watch these pieces age, deteriorate, and begin to meld into their new netherworld. It humanizes the sea and forces the natural order to be acknowledged.

Brilliant.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Meet the Band


Last week, I threw some preview, rehearsal pics up of Phillip Roebuck practicing with his new band. Their first gig was a couple of days ago, and here's what it looked like.















Last Night's Dream


pic:  abeautifulmess.typepad.com

it was bright in the distance, like you feel in southern california, and i'm pretty sure that's where the setting was. but it could have been early seventies hawaii.


real life was hipstamatic. i had a smattering of friends there. two girls sharing their name were retreating to a winter somewhere east of me. as they walked away, they dimmed, as though in a tunnel. the kelly's. the first was heartbroken and the second was cherubic and being a good friend.

"Leaving Holland" by Catherine Fosnot. Photoshop by jESiO

i was tied up



then rescued

pic: Richard Wong

freed. 
which represents?

pic: Bjorn Stromberg

then i was a passenger. there were mountains and more greens than in reality.

pic: Tim Nikias